Red Skelton

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Any kid will run any errand for you, if you ask at bedtime.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton388247.htmlRun,Ask,KidAll men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton391663.htmlMistakes,Men,FindIf by chance some day you're not feeling well and you should remember some silly thing I've said or done and it brings back a smile to your face or a chuckle to your heart, then my purpose as your clown has been fulfilled.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton298468.htmlDay,Smile,HeartCongress: Bingo with billions.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton380552.htmlCongress,Bingo,BillionsLive by this credo: have a little laugh at life and look around you for happiness instead of sadness. Laughter has always brought me out of unhappy situations.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton399302.htmlHappiness,Live,SadnessI'm nuts and I know it. But so long as I make 'em laugh, they ain't going to lock me up.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton390937.htmlLaugh,Long,NutsNo matter what your heartache may be, laughing helps you forget it for a few seconds.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton389589.htmlForget,May,MatterOur principles are the springs of our actions. Our actions, the springs of our happiness or misery. Too much care, therefore, cannot be taken in forming our principles.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton403386.htmlHappiness,Care,TooI personally believe we were put here to build and not to destroy.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton298467.htmlBelieve,Put,HereExercise? I get it on the golf course. When I see my friends collapse, I run for the paramedics.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton389642.htmlFriends,Run,GolfGod's children and their happiness are my reasons for being.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton388364.htmlHappiness,God,ChildrenI left home because I was hungry.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton298466.htmlHome,Left,HungryHis death was the first time that Ed Wynn ever made anyone sad.

http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/quotes/r/redskelton113223.htmlSad,Ever,Made

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BiographyNationality:American
Type:Comedian
Born:July 18,1913
Died:September 17,1997


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